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@Davidnolastname
I got a rock. Stands with 🏳️🌈. ❌🧀❌. All MAGA mouth breathers blocked starting…now! Woke AF. 🟦
Cashier: That will be $82.07. Me: I'd like to use my 8 trillion rewards points towards this. Cashier: That will be $82.03.
Spin records til the wee hours and enjoy breakfast tacos as the sun rises.
Sometimes all you need is a drive with windows down and some Summertime Sadness cranked.
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
Excuse me Mother Nature, my dogs are scared of thunder. Knock it off.
Owen Wilson is on a TV show? How much Owen Wilson do producers think audiences can deal with?
Do it so your child says things like “mom your quads go crazy” while you’re just sitting on the couch
Good morning to everyone, especially those who appreciate time by the water.
I really hope you’re having the day that you deserve.
It would take me approximately 5 minutes to move on from you, if only I wanted to.
Keep speaking the language of your soul; your kind will understand without translation.