F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah Edition)

I have my whole life ahead of me. Except for that huge chunk that is behind me and that I can never get back no matter what.

bout to get high and ride my bike hopefully i take off into the clouds like ET and that white boy

They brought their kids in today to help around the clinic so they could earn some extra money. I got sick of them being underfoot and gave them each 20 bucks to stay out of my office.

Enjoying possibly my last work from home day for a while and looking forward to the mental health benefits of not being able to be on twitter half the day.

where does everyone go to get kisses? i haven’t figured this out yet

i like jokingly applied to teach english in china because it was insane money and they’re interviewing me lol

imma donate a pic of my fucking butthole

youtube added more videos today. worth a look.

all dolled up with no panties underneath that dress is diabolical

My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.

I gotta stop calling people idiots.

I got an award and some recognition at work last week, and now I’m focused and hard-working again. People are so easy.

Okay so I am really tired right now, but I’m starting to see why the grinch built a castle on a mountain and plotted to destroy Whoville.

I had edible gummies in my car and they all melted into a blob cause of the heat today. I ate a piece 30 mins ago and I gotta say I might have tampered with powers beyond my understanding

my mom has a secret beef w our orthodontist bc she thinks he made the smiles of all our town’s children too similar

Ok, here’s an unusual post. There was no wind, and all these starlings were lined up chattering away, so stuck my camera on the tripod and filmed. 😄