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every day I sit down to write a suicide note, and at the end of the day I tweet out the funny bits. what a ride.

Anunnaki pussy got me acting strange, she asked me who the seed of Humbaba is and I said Haliburton

i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right. i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.

Robert McGinnis - Girls at the carpet

Girl and Demon 32

virtually unknown comics resurfacing: bill watterson (calvin and hobbes) drew this in 2015:

Polygamist boomers be like “playing golf all day to get away from my bitch wives”

Bisexual insane people are the scariest thing i just realised

i'd switch up on my closest friends for like $20

Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.

this thread hits hard if you read it in the voice of the guy from Xavier: Renegade Angel

(in her arms being soothed after having a morning erection) i-it happens nearly every morning and it’s so sc- sc- (shaky breath) scary

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

you ever hear of bugbears? well I'm a thugbear

pussy from a girl with cutting scars >>>

This is my homie The Nameless One

my foid tending to my wounds after my brutal 12 hour incel chud battle on Twitter

The pairing is fascinating. The left one stands towering, the only Greek myth statue I know to genuinely convey cosmic unfathomable horror, and its paired with Artemis posing like Tom Cruise in risky business