chase

i hope everyone is wearing their mask today

the tickle monster is approaching twin

my girl saw i liked agnes tachyon so instead of beating me she started spraying mysterious chemicals at me instead

umamusume nike shirt that says if i miss this goal im killing myself

the best part about moving out is when you’re bored as fuck you can just pee all over your roommates bed

can i cosplay gold ship as a fat balding 6’1 man ?

what do i do yall

my girl HATES me my girl wants to KILL me

feeling good since i got back on crack

anyone in flushing wanna fight later we can do fists or knives idc really i need practice in both

peace out bro

i am NOT a sassy man btw

when my girl beats me do you guys think i deserve it

my girl stalks me and if my location goes out for more than 3 minutes she pours boiling water all over my hands because i deserve it

i’d die before i admit i got put on

people started treating me differently when i put the panda dunks on

when she says “i knowwww that dick is big” so you gotta just start lying

WHAT THE HELL