Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHer
Author of WILL THERE BE FREE FOOD?, a series of true comedic personal essays, available on Substack to paid subscribers. hacking survivor.
If you’re new to this account just be aware that some people hate me for being a pick me tradwife secret Republican and some people hate me for being a far left feminist who hates men. Proceed with caution!
I wrote about it:
sorry to keep harping on this but so many people are treating dating as something to be done defensively and with hostility. the goal isn’t even to find love but to foster ammunition against each other. it’s not about safety, it’s about avoiding humiliation
I’ve been sleeping on Instagram bc my friend just sent me this right wing Christian reggae artist who is somehow still giving “New Jersey man who joins ISIS after being baited by a fed”

Far-rightists who think they’d fare well under fascism are the same as far-leftists who think they’d be writing shitty poetry in the sun under communism because neither seems to grasp they’d be among the first bodies in the ditch
Catholic commentator Pinesap has been fired from his job after his appearance on Jubilee debating Mehdi Hasan. Follow: @AFpost
Folks, I am being transvestigated
You will never be a woman
The best explanation for Pedro Pascal always cuddling with hot women is he’s gay but also superficial
Racist on Goodreads: let me just say that I was extremely disappointed with the content in “Pride & Prejudice”
Where are you guys finding cool fashion inspiration? The only apps I use are this and Substack so I’m probably missing out on whatever is cool now (sorry)
There are only SEVEN genders. I don’t want to hear any woke crap about the eighth gender.
Any kind of app/platform that exists for anonymous unfounded gossip shouldn’t be allowed. Do we all remember Juicy Campus? Lol
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
I have to say this every now and then but I really don’t DM ever these days and I have about 20 unread ones so if I ignore you don’t take it personally, it just is too much for me (apologies for what sounds like a humblebrag)
Does anyone have a recommendation for a permanent hair dye for someone with some (but very stubborn) grays? Can be professional grade as long as I can get it online lol
Fancy treat boy is eating like he's about to be interviewed by the NYT talking to undecided voters of Real America. Recession indicator.
Good morning! I’m getting breakfast in a car dealership