Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHer
Author of WILL THERE BE FREE FOOD?, a series of true comedic personal essays, available on Substack to paid subscribers. hacking survivor.
If you’re new to this account just be aware that some people hate me for being a pick me tradwife secret Republican and some people hate me for being a far left feminist who hates men. Proceed with caution!
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
I have to say this every now and then but I really don’t DM ever these days and I have about 20 unread ones so if I ignore you don’t take it personally, it just is too much for me (apologies for what sounds like a humblebrag)
Does anyone have a recommendation for a permanent hair dye for someone with some (but very stubborn) grays? Can be professional grade as long as I can get it online lol
Fancy treat boy is eating like he's about to be interviewed by the NYT talking to undecided voters of Real America. Recession indicator.
Good morning! I’m getting breakfast in a car dealership
Financially and legally, Derek Huffman was a mess. Then he decided to move his family to Russia. Things only got worse from there. This is a cautionary tale. Link in comments below ⬇️
Women who like fashion, age 25-40 who “go out” at night during the summer: what is your go-to outfit? (This is for an article. Pics appreciated greatly, let me know if I can use!)
"luxury beliefs," but for right wing weirdos.
So much of “tradwife” and, even, “cuteservative” culture relies on women who have jobs, make money, didn’t settle for the first guy who came along, and either don’t have kids or didn’t stay home, telling women to self-limit to pad their own wallets and it sucks.
Me on Jubilee with 25 maladapted chuds and I have to convert them all to liberalism by being the first person who’s ever been nice to them
I remember watching the first episode of SpongeBob with my brother with more vivid detail than I remember an entire family trip to London
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
It’s funny how wrong people are about how much money X pays. The idea that I would post a tweet because of the money is absurd. It’s not worth the time it takes to type them with my thumbs. They pay nickels & dimes. I send tweets for the same reason I always have: mental illness
Engagment bait, rent must be due