Cranny Boy
@cranny__boy
@cranny_boy redirects here | indie game developer | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome nice
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I need a hundred thousand dollas and I need it yesterday and I need a place to stay for a while and I need to dye my hair and change my identity
Imagine beating me to a bloody pulp and leaving me in a ditch off the interstate
Someone throw this up on their insufferable instagram meme page for me will you
Someone throw this up on their insufferable instagram meme page for me will you
My buddy's not named. He was never given one apparently we call him The Nameless One
Oh shit! I gotta get on that
Build your influence on the world's digital town square.
It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on a Lego ow ow ow ow
When your explaining your lore to your therapist and they go all cross eyed trying to decipher the deeper thematic elements
My therapist showed me a meme of socially awkward penguin and said "this is you" and then motioned for me to leave
Heh a team of scientists just tried to clone me only to find I have no genetic makeup to speak of. There's nothing to clone the fools
Nice to meet you and before you ask that longing in my eyes stems from an incredible loneliness that cannot be sated