mariana Z

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Only a woman who has had a baby without an epidural can truly understand the pain a man has when he gets a cold.

I just found out my countertops are slate. I've been taking them for granite this whole time

Story time

I've decided to sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal!!

In the Air Force, we call chicken “yardbird.” Especially with our crew meals, aka “box nastys.”

Why do people say “tuna fish”, but not “chicken bird”??

Good question

I absolutely love the feedback on the last question I asked, kids! Let’s keep it going… Tell me with a GIF Greatest band of all time:

I’m never donating to anyone collecting money for a marathon again. They just take the money and run.

This morning at the Farmers Market, I was banned from the produce stand for taking a leek..

So, quick question…. How many chuggas before the choo-choo???

I opened the medicine cabinet and a bottle of Omega 3 capsules fell on my head. Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

🔦 A house drenched in legend. 📼 Lost footage that was never meant to be seen. The true terror of Amityville is back. The Amityville Lost Tapes is LIVE today on Amazon Prime Video. 👉 Watch it here: [Amazon Link: amazon.com/placeholder_ti… Leave the lights on. #HorrorMovies…

I cooked a Sunday Roast for Lionel Richie last weekend. He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.