Ammargarita🧜♀️🍸
@annmargarita72
always up for a cocktail & a laugh- bitches are beautiful #NyIslanders
My new years resolution is to be more of a bitch
I was hoping Id wake up to it being Friday but no such luck
Ooooh, oooh, sometimes I get a good feeling. Then I bury deep and never, never, never, never think of it again, no, no feelings are stupid.
Putting your lower lip to your upper lip is an excellent way to shut the fuck up.
Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan. Unless you were alive in the 80s, you will never understand the cultural significance of these three. For those of us who were there, this is a sobering reality. Life is precious, and we are getting older.
Hell is an all-you-can-eat buffet of circus peanuts.
One day you're young and carefree and the next thing you know you can't get up from the floor without assistance
If you’re trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck
will 100 Texas roadhouse rolls cure my depression? Idk but there's only one way to find out.
Coffee is not enough. I need a slap in the face and a Jolt cola.
*removes all the raisins from my Raisin Bran and replaces them with two scoops of ibuprofen*
I just explained to an intern that they're called shots because they used to trade bullets for booze in the old west and fuck I'm old.
Singer Jelly Roll struggles to make it through his song after noticing a young fan who recently lost her mother. The girl was seen crying in the stands while holding up a sign about her mom. “What a strong young lady it takes to be here representing your mama like that. And I'm…
I was wearing my robe backwards before snuggies were even a thing. I’m such an innovator