J O K E R
@No_1BullshitGuy
RUM bin jau kaha. (tweets: https://x.com/search?q=:from:no_1bullshitguy/exclude:replies) http://instagram.com/macro_sagar
The problem is not the problem, keeping the problem around you is the main problem.
Twitter is basically an acceptable way to mumble nonsense to yourself daily without being diagnosed schizophrenic.
Hell is an all-you-can-eat buffet of circus peanuts.
Listening to my husband take a call: Him: there’s a shark in the water at the beach.. tell that stupid motherfucker that’s where we like them
There were a million California tortoise shell butterflies on our hike!
I hope that my guys know that every time they leave and I tell them to be careful what I’m really meaning is for them to bring that part of my heart home safe….
You really can't judge a person based on a single restraining order.
You can’t fake depth. Either your eyes have stories, or they don’t
You can’t hurt me. I’m GenX. My parents were savage and feelings were optional
Want to do something fun? Tell somebody to have a day as nice as they are and watch as they try to figure out the insult
Them: I can’t believe you listen to that kind of music with your kid!!!! Me and my kid:
My bank told me that I couldn’t use my Twitter friends as references. Y’all are fucking useless