E~ville

I'm only going to your funeral for the after party.

Might fuck around and become the chick that always has a pen in her hair.

Some of these clients break my heart. My kids better take care of me when I'm old or I will haunt tf out of them.

hey i saw you from across the bar and was just wondering why you hated me

Some advice for those traveling today: If everyone is angry, no one is angry.

It’s all about the ride and the view and the person sitting next to you.

Taking off my pajamas so I can shower and put pajamas on.

Today's vibe is sponsored by: fuck off.

A woman's hearing intensifies as a natural response to a man muttering under his breath.

deep conversations are the love language of soul connections

I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.

Not to brag but I can use an entire tube of Chapstick before I lose it.

"Art for arts sake" I say screaming into the void

sometimes we are raised sometimes we are forged

If I ever did a podcast, I would do it only to make you guys suffer by dealing with me even more.

The older I get the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

I've had 1 cup of coffee and a redbull my hair appointment better go well.

*smacks bubble gum *twirls hair *breaks your ribs

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline, idk yet.

The curvy road of life is littered with empty beer cans.