Business Woman Themed Clown
@vegetalpuppet
i don't brush my teeth so my toothache keeps me mean
i have read the right books to interpret your looks
same
there’s something sinister living in my fat rolls
my traditional puppet show has gone viral online with over 9 million views
a smile has its origins in the back of the throat
i don't like when sardines are too big because it activates my powerful instinctual urge to perform surgery
due to various factors and circumstances there has been a situation
i don't need to worry about the "tea" app because i haven't fucked in ten years. everyday i eat plain oatmeal with nothing added. i drink only lukewarm tap water. at night i sleep on my back with my arms folded across my chest and have vivid nightmares of every fist fight i've ev
i gave birth in a river and got a bad infection
dreamed more doglike violence now i will live the day feeling like a violent dog
my eyes are tired from too much seeing
i don't like lantern flies because they have a desperate pleading energy that i feel is indicative of covert narcissism
we want fruits and water please.
We want fruits and water please.
listening to music for demented clowns
someday would be the perfect day to say something