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Dr. Doug (smells great)
@RaptorBreath
big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · Feb 5, 2024
keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up like this
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · 3 h
thinking about having a couple beers. is the science in, and it's chill?
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · 13 h
it's probably for the best that other ppl on the road can't hear my scathing commentary on their driving. the average driver would simply be unable to cope with the question "what are you, a secret little baby?"
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · Jul 25
you encounter meat. these are your choices. what's your next move?

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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · Jul 25
i'm at the wellness clinic for a wellness exam. they are clinically examining my wellness
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · Jul 24
they should make a video game that takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting
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Dr. Doug (smells great)@RaptorBreath · Jul 24
he's been reincarnated as a hot wheel
do you guys see it too
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