van haley

starting an OF but its just me doing plumbing

perfect boot weather for the 12th month in a row

did my ex's friend reach out to me in a silly way or a devious way

pregnant bellies are always OUT there like we get it you're with child

asking my 9 year old niece for advice as a sort of adult magic 8 ball

instead of "bless you" gonna start saying "tres chic" make em feel good

GF keeps sending me pictures of her when she was in high school idk what i'm supposed to say. Yes I would've groomed you

facebooks biggest mistake was allowing you to poke people but not punch them in the fucking fa-- ahh just kidding. it was the engagement algorithm that spread misinformation.

keep your freaking lab*b* i got my 2008 archival Kate Spade owl necklace

kicking my boyfriend around until he becomes a sphere

saw a guy whos not cute just tall with a bunch of hotties and it pissed me off

yeah im into role play* *your role is HUSBAND and mine is WIFE

would you rather be truth nuked or love bombed

if i comment on your post im laughing with you, but if i quote tweet it im laughing at you

sitting here and having car exhaust for dinner

just risked it for the biscuit. no biscuit.

date so bad i should message that guy who didnt like me

any tips for getting out of your head for someone who has a head