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@thisguybarrels
david. 6’4” 230ish. lefty. curly haired hater with a heater from the city of big shoulders. google it.
there is your wife inside this app it's your job to get her out
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone
"pushing 30" ok i am so free and so sexy why are u drab and cranky at 22
I present to you: the biggest fucking cinnamon roll I’ve ever seen (water bottle for reference)
during sex this chick still probably comes fifth
Riley Gaines makes the swim from Alcatraz - ties for fifth place behind 61 year old former Supervisor Aaron Peskin.
Hey siri is it possible for a 6'4" 230lb man to be the little spoon, every once in a while
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
America in the 1970s Probably afforded this lifestyle on one income
when a baddie follows me I panic and tweet the most unfunny shit ever
when a baddie follow me im like welcome home baby
White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"
I was told by a third coworker that my jawline looks better with a mustache somehow so this thing is fucking staying
One person at work said I should shave my mustache, one person said I should keep it… chat, what do I do