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vaping so embarrassing why are you addicted to cherry mango ice blast. get a fuckin grip nigga

UK niggas be rapping about guns in a peppa pig accent

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

Don't mute me while u peeing girl lemme hear dat hell cat 😒

You’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you

9-5 is really 7-6 if you add time to commute, eat and getting ready.. This ain’t a way to live.

Fcking on yo couch & then letting ppl sit on it is wild to me

sorry i didn’t text back i was on tiktok watching a movie in 137 separate parts

White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"

"i'm just a girl" bitch why tf my homeboy aint smiled since december

Having girl homies is basically like having a retarted sister

best feeling ?

Can we please stop abbreviating “white” to “yt”??? That shit means YouTube

How do y’all dispose y’all cooking grease?? I b putting mine in the neighbors bushes 😂

so no one cares that b¡tches in family guy was casually fckin brian??? Bro IS A DOG

Dragonball Z is basically niggas getting they ass beat and saying “Wait til Goku get here”

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

How many bodies can a girl have before she a hoe?

my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you’ve known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok

a midget fainted at walmart today, i helped pick him up. them things heavy as hell 😭