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@tekbog
principal engineer @ redacted | AI and distributed systems | do you hear the drums of liberation?
you know those services I refactored without filling a jira ticket?
HR reinventing the circles of hell at any opportunity they can
Companies are using fake humans and AI to do interviews now...
Interview with Senior DevOps engineer 2025 [FULL]
nikita fix the site im begging you nikita please nikita do your job please nikita
every time salesforce gets a customer a zoomer founder is sacrificed to the 9 to 5 enterprise world
don't shoot the messenger here but i do think the incumbents will win. the salesforces of the world are so deeply integrated in these legacy businesses that the switching costs are simply too high.
silicon valley runs on twitter gcs
this is what they do to me when i dont finish a ticket in time
we had a good thing going gemini fix your internal api
if you dont know what a clanker is you might be one
clankers looking at this post
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
another day another hour of solving git conflict issues
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
"Rodger Rodger, what seems to be the problem?" ".... Hello?"
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
you dont need to over analyze everything and everyone some people are just trying to be nice and find something to talk about
If someone asks you “what do you do?” within seconds of meeting you — don’t be annoyed. Smile. You’ve just identified a transactional player. Instead, give them the lowest status answer. Then drop your highest IQ insights for the rest of the conversation. This breaks brains.
we truly live in the future we are making slurs for robots already
if I go to a theater and see a fucking clanker trying to serve me popcorn I’m leaving immediately