San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody)

Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL insists: "Relax. It’s cool — I gave Trump the S-word pass and he usually only says it when rapping alone in the car."

“Proud Defenders of Women” flock to the comments to insist that, obviously, a 5'2", 61-year-old retired politician could take on a Division I NCAA athlete.

Cuomo announces independent Mayoral run alongside new campaign slogan: Vote Blue? No, matters who!

Obama sees a Leftist’s shadow, forecasts six more years of trying to make neoliberalism work.

Seven years after the Salesforce Tower usurped the Transamerica Pyramid as San Francisco’s highest skyscraper, a Palantir is planning a building that would become the tallest in California.

Musk announces Grok integration in Teslas and surprise rollout of standard sunroofs “to encourage exuberant waving.

NEW: Sam Altman declares himself "politically homeless" — SF DPW hears "homeless" and rushes to bulldoze his house.

Mamdani’s SAT scores? Cute. We’ve got the real scoop: Chesa Boudin’s 7th grade social studies transcript.

EXCLUSIVE: Joel Engardio identified as Mission native on 1996 Kinko’s job application according to newly obtained documents

Dogwhistle industry hit hard as racists across the political spectrum eschew plausible deniability in the wake of Zohran’s NYC primary win

Guest Editorial: We survived Chesa, we survived Dean - we’ll survive this, too. Jay Cheng lays out a 3-point plan to panic constructively.

Walgreens closures lead Mayor Lurie to present a bold new plan: the Pharmers Market Initiative would bring healthcare to the masses for five hours on Tuesday mornings.

We’re endorsing Cuomo—not because we’re afraid of Zohran, but because even we dread Michelle Tandler's potential return to SF

An ICE agent, a CBP officer, and Gavin Newsom walk into a bar. It’s not a joke - it’s the governor’s latest podcast episode.

Tourists across the city report Mayor Daniel Lurie “just kind of appeared” in their selfies—like some sort of attention-seeking cryptid.

Mimi Haas assures nepo-Mayor Daniel: "When they say no Kings, they don't mean you, my little Prince"

As administration speedruns Andor plot, public grows wary of mysterious new moon

Trump starts “Lock him up!” chant during Valjean’s soliloquy at Kennedy Center Les Misérables performance