hope hopes hoping

when you follow me there are certain privileges

no . im nothing

im 6’1 and my gf is like 5’4 and it’s like living with a gnome

you’ll never understand me

the hopes fandom is collapsing retweet if you are still a true Hopes fan and don’t believe the allegations

she touch my labubu till i lagoogoo

im at the kangaroo court anticipating a guilty verdict

just found out about philosophy . had no idea people were thinking about this sorta stuff. though it was just me

my gf is upset because her favorite albino alligator was “ bought by Anthropic ” “ and ruined”

Bahn mi at the dog park . Does it get better than this ?

pro tip - begin every conversation by asking what someone’s occupation is . This allows you to identify who is worth talking to

my gf is upset because her favorite albino alligator was “ bought by Anthropic ” “ and ruined”

A thread- I’ve been investigating a massive welfare fraud scheme and what I found will shock you. It involves millions of dollars, falsified documents, and an underground network spanning multiple states. The perpetrators? Shrimp. 1/47​​​​​​ 🧵

when you tweet it's important to remain confident in the truth and necessity of your work

groks gonna do enriched uranium instead of tungsten cubes

fighting with wife again . she knows that I am not making 100m + Plus small pinus :/

im 6 and baby grok just told me to go practice swimming unsupervised in the above ground pool