prof

@beaniebbl

class is in session.

Washington, DC

Joined September 2024

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prof@beaniebbl · Mar 7

me in hell after they show st. peter my tweets

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prof@beaniebbl · 2 h

wow did i start a movement

JJa’Rome Powell@jarome_p · 2 h

Swear tomorrow I’m starting sober celibate summer

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꧁꧂@eat5G · 7 h

How strange it is to be anything at all

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prof@beaniebbl · 4 h

this is fucking crazy 😭

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Riley Collins@rileycollins__ · 12 h

Jarvis, increase BAC by .20% and decrease bank account by $400 And Jarvis, while you’re at it, please turn on my accents

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jax@brokeurtooth · 9 h

romanticizing everything in my life cus what if i die tomorrow

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prof@beaniebbl · 9 h

let’s wrap up the sydney sweeney discourse by 7 PM EST. thanks

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prof@beaniebbl · 13 h

guy i hooked up with once:

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Durag Rebel@DuragRebel · Jul 25

Texting a girl how many steps you took today could be the play

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prof@beaniebbl · 23 h

please like - i want to be a godmother

JJacked Harlow@whiskeysodapapi · Jul 26

everyone who is fertile pls react to this thanks

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prof@beaniebbl · Jul 26

arlingtonbro’s smile is so beautiful i’m staying in dc

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prof@beaniebbl · Jul 26

JR’s smile is so beautiful i think i need to move to chicago

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Baconator@meatmeat98 · Jul 26

Got the itch to rewatch again

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prof@beaniebbl · Jul 26

“For Frodo.”

NNo Context Frogs@nocontextfrogs · Jul 25

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prof@beaniebbl · Jul 26

are we gonna talk about how most women can’t drive

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Terrible Speller@canttypetypeshi · Jul 25

You want more Matt’s?

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prof@beaniebbl · Jul 25

too many jims and larrys from chicago. please figure that out

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