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my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy

honestly, i think the saddest sound ever is the crack in someone's voice when they're on the verge of tears

men be like, "idk what you want me to say" BITCH SAY SORRY

me: “girl what happened” 🫣🫨 my friend: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 25:33

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

"not all men" yes, all men. all of them

the moon is so pretty of course the sun is in love with her

don't worry about me, i'll be fine. just don't look in my eyes.

ever think maybe you’re not lazy, just mentally exhausted and emotionally disconnected?

may a lustful and cheap man never think i’m the one

if i knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything

"what's your dream job?" ummmm. princess

no contact really is easy when you realize they're actually losers

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

"yeah no" is my fav combo fr

i be at work S0O0O sleepy then clock out and be ready to walk to africa

can we lay in the grass & stare at the moon or will you think i'm lame