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logical hazard 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Go home Jupiter, you're drunk @physicsJ
OUPATY, clearly
What should the New People's Party be called? 🤔
so I think it’s literally just this
Ok it’s time I engage the public with this q I’ve been talking about incessantly to friends: how did distorted face become the “billionaire’s wife” asthetic? These men can much court who they want. My theory is about conspicuous submission “I’ll mutilate myself for your pleasure”
Grok am I human? Or am I dancer?
grok is this true? grok am I original? grok am I the only one? grok am I sexual?
Fron
palestinians have to worry about losing their families due to the genocide while israelis have make fake ice cream labels with ai that scare them
I genuinely don’t get why, as a country that is apparently obsessed with guns, that somebody hasn’t shot him yet
As a Musk biographer, I told you all he was going mad—the cause being a combination of depression, stress, med misuse and illicit use of illegal drugs. His Twitter feed is a testament to this derangement. Someone who cares about him needs to take him off the internet permanently.
It’s the annual retweet-the-Edgley-Optica-for-no-reason-challenge. It is impossible that this will be retweeted more than 600 times, unless the love of obscure aircraft is strong in you.
After systematically blocking every single ad on here I have finally started to see the relevant ones @AdamDandy

god i love women
god i hate my girlfriend
Never understood the point of running. Like going for a run. Fucking waste of time, I have never run a mile since I was 15 and I’m so fucking unfit
I need @Apple to understand that, as a British person, this is completely useless to me - I only want to know whether its going to be rainy or sunny

there needs to be a law against those emails that say that you have a message but to see the message you have to log in and they don't even show a preview of the message in the email 💀💀💀💀
Ok THIS one has made me feel old…
this is the most unreal problem diagnosis i've ever seen. sub minute, no picture, barely any info.
Ha, common mistake some commenters make, this is clearly @ReeceShearsmith in an episode of inside no 9
Criterion shuffle is cool and all but I really wish they'd let you know what you're watching. No clue what this is
This is FAKE the moon is much too far away to be able to shoot it from Earth AND even if you could a bullet would be far too small to make it wiggle!!
Throwback to that time I shot the moon for a month straight to observe how it wiggled in the sky
This man is in need of the half a sausage routine
There's no way I'm wading through nettles & bramble to pick up my own dog's shit.. instead I'll pick up more accessible turds from other dogs who've curled one out directly on to the footpath in a kind of well intentioned reciprocal trade off. I reckon everyone's a winner