Emma Scott
@EmmaScott
Costume designer, actor, bacon connoisseur, native🪶, occasional writer, ok singer, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fan, & dirty hippie. Pronouns: y'all/y'all
They really are determined to never shake the tiny penis allegations.
dear retards, we don't do it for pussy
I do not have whatever gene it is that makes a person want a Labubu.
Kamala had a plan for that.
No one prepared us for handling aging parents. There should be a class.
Look, all I ask is that Tom Hardy play Long John Silver sometime in my lifetime.
I shake my head is disbelief at how many people haven't realized yet that we have been overthrown
Blu-ray. That means there's bonus content... 😏
At a goodwill and I found this on the media section
Rearranging the entire house to how I want it while he's at work is my love language, apparently.
Okay, but can American media at least stop the lie that Israel is "attacking Hamas"?
if i say “it’s fine” and we both know i’m lying you’re legally obligated to let me pretend it’s fine so i don’t start crying
A friend just sent me this ten-year-old prize structure for a Starcraft tournament, and I can't stop laughing.
Get you someone who overnights Duke's to New England for you.

lol @ the people who took this as an opportunity to "point out" I used a filter for this pic like some sort of gotcha. 😂
Movie night at our place. 🎥💕
"Dakota Fire Hole" is 100% the name of a sex act on Urban Dictionary- I don't even need to look.

I'm at the age where people have revisionist history on events I've lived through as an adult
Slipped into Connecticut, and already everything smells nicer.
