Art E McFly
@SabotagedSmoke
Your broad has man hands like Jean Claude Van Damme and a raw dog tramp stamp of a hot rod Trans-Am
Dig your nails into my back like you're trying to rip my wings off.
Nothing makes me feel like more of a quitter than having leftover pizza
My friends have a scary ginger baby. I'm going to buy it a polo mallet so it can be all five Spice Girls at once.
Dallas Fort Worth would be a beautiful name for a nonbinary child
Samara Cyn BODIED her verse on the 2025 XXL Freshman Cypher: “No careers no more just field trips / I’m finna bring the class back from the cemetery” 🔥🔥🔥 There’s a reason they had Samara Cyn & Ray Vaughn go first…
Can't believe I'm just over 988,880 away from one million followers, this is a huge milestone for me
If you've ever eaten a microwaved hotdog on a slice of bread, you have to wait until your next life to judge anyone else
I only go for such long walks to increase my chances of being hit by a stray bullet
Maybe just take off your clothes and I’ll let you know.
These are our sextuplets Captain, Tennille, Ashford, Simpson, Loggins, and Messina.
Once you control your mind you control your life.
Whenever I feel myself sinking I think of something that brought me joy during the day. Big or small. A person. An interaction. A moment. Like little lifelines pulling me up up up back to the surface.
i'm so grateful that so many things are none of my business.
Me: When did a bunch of ugly dudes get a talk show? Wife: That’s the View