LL Gabagool Jay
@LLGabagoolJay
Passionately apathetic. Not a lover nor a fighter but a secret third thing
The first 51 weeks after vacation are always the toughest
Sorry, I only have energy for bed, not bath, and definitely not beyond.
I’m in a group text with 20 other cheer moms so I don’t have time for any of your problems.
When you’re being mean to me, I’m just here being meaner to myself
Someone: “I like your shirt.” Me, short-circuiting: “THANKS I GOT IT AT A STORE AND IT’S MADE OF SHIRT.”
I’ve reached the stage of parenting a teen where he has popcorn for breakfast and I don’t even say a word
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing
Is that a rotting banana on your counter or are you just happy to see me?
What do people who tell us they can’t believe their birthday is in 11 days want from us?
People with mirrors over their beds probably like the sound of their own voices too