Pastor Kyle.
@itsqail
You might as well follow you creep - it’s all about R.U.B - IXP 📈📈
Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app
Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
it's not weird or pathetic to do anything by yourself
Is it weird/pathetic to go see a movie by yourself
Dying right after your farewell show is pretty metal
Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer
A Sherpa taking a cigarette break at 8,000 meters in the “death zone”, where oxygen is critically scarce
one of the greatest pleasures in life is just being so annoying
chatgpt agrees with you, your therapist agrees with you no one is left to tell you the truth besides toddlers and drunk people
I’d like to announce I’m back on this app but since I don’t pay for premium, it will be seen by 4 people. Anyway to those 4 people, I captured something amazing this month 🐻
I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend
I can’t believe caskets cost $4000. Yall can just put me in my sister room.
Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor