Eli Ruffer

I made a video playlist of all the sketch comedy videos I've released so far! Check it out if you wanna watch all 8 minutes of it in a row: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

nice one, the onion!

One week from tonight! Come have some laughs & drinks with @carolinnycianci and @stillmad_ at The Last Drop on Monday, August 7th! Featuring: 💦 @ChrisGethard 💦 @jdogfrizzle 💦 Brittany Carney 💦 @Eli_Ruffer 💦 @TocarraElise 🎟️: tinyurl.com/5xe7txea

Do people pay comedians in food and drink tickets because they’re worried otherwise we’ll just spend it on drugs?

I’ve got some friends who play in an instrumental band, and some friends who are an a capella group, so I introduced them

hosting a cowboy comedy show with my pal @IraqWarLiker on March 2nd @ 8 PM Featuring an extremely authentic Western lineup including @Feldfrog @Eli_Ruffer @MrIanLockwood @jennawho11 @shosh_brod & Xavier Maurice Get tickets bushwhacked.eventbrite.com

(at a bris) what time is tip-off?

Model UN is school sponsored DnD except instead of playing characters with magical powers in a fantasy world, you play characters with no power at a fantasy organization

rain on glass - 10/10

wish I lived In a sleepwalkable city so I could unknowingly wander through an active construction site miraculously unscathed

zany clip from a recent set at zanies

Some highlights from my Just For Laughs set

it's interesting how 'cool' changes so much decade to decade. For example, today's date (10/11/22) would've been way cooler 10 years ago (10/11/12)

I hate when pockets come sewed shut. That's why if I opened a surgery business, I'd offer customers the choice between stitches, buttons, or a zipper.

Is it rude that I never offer to take a turn driving when I'm a passenger on the bus?

I spilled chowder all over myself at the Airport Red Lobster, at which point I realized I forgot to pack a change of clothes 🤦

here’s a joke i don’t think will translate well online at all

At this month's SOCIALIZE @emmajayne and I using the show to raise money for victims from the shooting in Highland Park, and have a lineup of incred talent from the Chicago area: @honeypluton, @Eli_Ruffer @ashatellslies & more!! eventbrite.com/e/socialize-fo…

Nathan Fielder: you know your wife Janice who you’ve been married to for 24 years? She is an AI humanoid robot created in a lab 25 years ago with the purpose of being the perfect emotional and physical partner based on a personality test you took in high school. Guest: okay