Ariel Elmann
@aelmann
god first, father of two, newly single
where to put ur hands while getting head (a thread)
REI is an incredible place for couples unloading previous trip resentments
it was here I learned old ladies of all nationalities either pray to god or suck at candy crush
i was left this threatening note by a girl in class is she flirting with me?
just got back from men only retreat and it changed my life #AllMenFeel
“obey” my ex-wife’s lawyers when they say alimony is due they keep calling!
WOKE UP SO SPRY IM WANTED 4 SPRYNESS AND HAVE TO GO INCOGNITO MODE
bro our communication is mad off but here’s a meme of a goat snorkeling
of course the one time i treat myself to an edible on the couch this happens…
introducing hannibal hector: ur favorite rapper’s favorite rapper
lebron james gets to play with his son basketball, a dream that never came true for me !!
Hello! My name Jonny and I’m looking for new living sitch in Brickell, Miami. I’m messy-clean, a certified chiller, 420 friendly, 🚫 girlfriend. Cashapp only. $500/month 🤙🏼
tennis is a beautiful sport for reaching into your pocket and finding something