Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠
@Feldfrog
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If you eat the flesh of a pikachu, it actually does not shock you Like poisonous versus venomous
Cartoon wolf sending a pic of his extended eyeballs next to a coke can for comparison
I often wonder what Bill Hicks might say if he were alive today, and also he had move from town to town solving crimes. I call it “ the Bill Hicks mysteries”
Doctor says, “Go see the great clown, Pagliacci. Clowning is really having a moment right now and he’s playing with the form in fun ways. Last time I saw him, he did a bunch of crazy mixed media stuff with food and people’s phones. I heard he did a three month program in France.”
Last night we let the Josh Wine do the talking on account of last night was a movie with a scripted paid advertisement part for Josh Wine
How it feels to be losing in chess, but then win by the clock
just banger after banger, but the barely using any of the Buffalo fucking kills me
Nocturnal animals are always freaking out
Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.