Tom Cecil
@scopgieb
I’m just a guy who loves a bargain and hanging out. Mentally trapped here. feminist
Going to be the first postmodern memoir. Non-chronological narrative, leaping back and forth through time to suggest experience as a single entity, not a timeline. One chapter devolves into recaping an episode of Gilligan’s Island and it’s actually a metaphor for Afghanistan
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
Men always win heterosexual breakups because women have to date men which is bad and sucks, and men get to date women which is beautiful and awesome
Miles Davis and John Coltrane from Jazz will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (Source: @IGN)
Watched so many Family Guy clips that YouTube suggested I call the su*cide hotline
Miles Davis from Jazz is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)
Nobody tell super jacked gym bros that women love a bit of a tummy, it’s our greatest weapon against them
Hulk Hogan was a very bad man and can eat shit, but sometimes you also have to separate the posts from the poster
Pounding down the mud because I can’t wait to feel the energy and see my Buffalo HULKAMANIACS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROTHER!!!!!!!! HH
Preach king!
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
When will Family Guy finally bring back Peter’s friend Mike from episode 2?
0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested
This is better
Would you support a return of the Cleveland Indians name and logo?
Excited to release my first comedy album, “AFAB: Assigned Funny at Birth,” in the first quarter of 2031
