jon drake
@DrakeGatsby
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Hey sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes
Tipping culture is out of control. Now they want us to be tipping on 44’s. What’s next? Tipping on 45’s, or even 46’s?!?
"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT" well I asked my accountant and he said 6 standard sets a year will bankrupt me by 2027.
Congrats! Or I’m sorry. I’m not sure tbh
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
you’re in my dms and I’m in your dms we are friends who enjoy talking to each other
J Jonah Jameson if he was horny for Spider-Man: Bring me pictures of Spider-Man’s ass!
I just came out of Plato's cave and tbh everything is pretty much what I thought it was from the shadows. Idk maybe I'm just different.
Oh Linda.
Welcome to the world Grok — the ultimate ride or die.
My political enemies want to throw me in jail, simply for committing several crimes
“Dear God, thank you for the venison… onion god, thank you for the onions”
Welcome to the world Grok — the ultimate ride or die.
Be there or be square* *less informed about the Edge of Eternities set
✨ #MTGEternities Complete Set Review 🌖 Reach for the Stars - they're right around the corner! Set Review this Saturday at Noon EST on Twitch. It's gonna be out of this world, space puns etc. etc. 😉
🦅 EPISODE 154 - DARK PHOENIX 🦅 The movie that bombed so hard it killed a multi-billion dollar franchise. We’re talking 2019’s DARK PHOENIX
It’s any show I’m into that my friends haven’t watched yet
There should be an Emmy for Most Annoying Fanbase That Won’t Stop Insisting You Have To Watch This Show
this is like 98% of companies now
Time to stop using @WeTransfer who from 8th August have decided they'll own anything you transfer to power AI
One thing about Apple TV is that they love to make 53 minute shows where the pilot is 75 minutes
i always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.
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