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SHE SAID YES!!! (I asked her if I was bothering her)

;p

I can easily gauge how genuine a man’s interest in me is based on how curious they are about arbitrary things in my life

this packages ain’t gonna deliver itself 🤝 amazon driver male porn stars

Consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make u feel. Pays attention to detail. Thinks of u when making decisions that could affect u

Abortion is illegal in Texas. You are praising God for low income women in east Texas losing what was possibly their only access to pre-natal care and cancer screenings. E.V.I.L.

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

i only have crushes on geographically inconvenient people it’s my specialty

date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

sometimes i just wanna drop a cute girl’s tweet onto a cute guy’s tweet bc i think they secretly belong together and i just wanna see people happy

Tummy pooch+thigh crease at the hip (All girls are pretty this is a specific appreciation post)

My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?

i’m not fancy enough to be a sommelier casserolier maybe

high friends

the dating pool is closed because there’s a few turds floating about

Kindness is not weakness, actually, and you're dumb if you think that

no rizz just fat tits and mental illness

feelin like a three cups of coffee kinda morning

Oh, I know this one!

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