WhatDoYouSay2TheGodOfDeath

The day I die is the day I lose my sense of humor

#comesleepinmypussy

You dont have to worry about me cheating. You have to worry about me driving like I got 9 lives, running my mouth like i’m an MMA fighter, and if I slept at all

Fuck a Klondike bar, the things I would do for a cream pie

Mood: fucking you on repeat

Shamwow guy: shamwow holds up to 10x its weight in liquid and easily removes stains Me: but does it get that wet spot after fucking? Shamwow guy:

Fuck sex, I wanna make you forget all the bad days you had……we still gonna fuck tho

Check on your friends who are not having sex. We are not okay 🥴

What cheese pairs well with sex? - me flirting

Me after sex: do you take apple pay?

So no tambourine? - me during sex

My pussy is hungry, I need a knuckle sandwich

I hate being the only snack in the house.

sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “the prophecy” as you unzipped your pants

s*x is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap, stared into your eyes n f*ngered you to tears.. me either but i’m thinking about it...

clocking into my shift at the yearning factory

Need held and pampered like a little princess

this longing’s running down my thighs and i’d let you taste it

i love that “u not goin nowhere” energy

"why do you keep looking at his location?" god forbid a girl likes geography