Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜
@CartersPeanuts
I was the subject of a special counsel investigation in 1979 but this is fine.
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Crazy how many people can’t remember 2021-ish, when a genuinely devastated working class took their government checks and bought (what they perceive as) rich people shit
In a vape-filled back parlor in a poly group house somewhere in the Bay area, the EA council is heatedly debating the utilitarian merits of assassinating all the shrimp fanatics before they sour normies on EA permanently Scott Alexander pounding on the table for order
I would save them but only for this vastly better reason
You should save 10^100 shrimp instead of one human, because 10^100 is a very big number. If you are 99.9999999999999% sure that shrimp feel 0 pain, and .00000000000001% sure that shrimp feel a 1/10000000th the pain humans do, this would still be an easy decision
10-point scale for rating women is degrading. I’m gonna start rating women by their value in thousands of shrimp
hard to overstate how much the culture has been shaped by the fact that circa 2011 sites like Jezebel—and, subsequently, the discourse — were overtaken by millennial women with personality disorders and/or intense grudges over the romantic disappointments they suffered as teens
I recall getting yelled at in the Jezebel comments section in like 2014 bc I said it’s not bad for a man to come onto a woman if he respects a “no.” We existed back then and people told us to shut up!
“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”
“Indigenously produced drones and missiles” is genuinely incredible
Calla Walsh message form the IRGC Aerospace Park in Tehran today. 2/2
What’s even better: just ask ChatGPT to give you the combined knowledge of all books ever written. Somehow it can condense that info into 3 sentences. Saves a lot of time
Alternative medicine quacks do this funny thing where they’ll publish a whole paper about how their novel protocol of acupuncture and birdsong shrinks tumors, never telling you the patients were on standard chemotherapy.
1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows How did the city do it? Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
the idea of famous novelty cars is etched into the blood memory of all Americans you'll be driving down the highway or getting gas and all of a sudden there's the General Lee, or Ecto-1, or the Wienermobile or Mystery Machine and everyone turns into a little kid
That’s so awesome, I actually got to see the wienermobile when it stopped in my town for gas last year
I have great news
It should be a Constitutional amendment. The time is now.
We should call him
"I have been speaking to @CocaCola about using REAL Cane Sugar in Coke in the United States, and they have agreed to do so. I’d like to thank all of those in authority at Coca-Cola. This will be a very good move by them — You’ll see. It’s just better!" –President Donald J. Trump
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
Watched first episode of Three Body Problem and afaict the premise is that scientists would rather commit suicide than publish negative findings