Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Now: Co-founder @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire
Introducing Hello Patient. This is either the best or worst launch video I've ever made
I would pay so much money for access to the Astronomer Slack workspace for a day
i am a: 🔘man ⚪️woman seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a work wife to attend a coldplay conference with so i can gently rock her in my arms to viva la vida
I don’t understand how this continues to work
I was fired from Astronomer today. I ran our company’s events team. Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair and got caught at the Coldplay concert that I bought the company tickets to. They blamed me for getting caught and fired me on the spot. Taking some…
“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”
Imagine losing half your life savings at a Coldplay concert
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
Flight canceled, stuck in Chicago tonight. What part of the city should I stay in? Need access to coffee shops to work tomorrow