Basil🧡

While in 90% of America, it’s illegal to combine a coffee shop and residential building, in NYC they’re halfway done building a combination 52-story apartment building and 1000+ foot amusement park ride in the middle of Midtown

listen… when you go from retail/food service to this… it is paradise

Two years ago this week, Barbie and Oppenheimer came out on the same day. Despite Barbie earning $500 million more, Oppenheimer did well enough to narrowly win the election.

me: it's not okay to hit your sister 5yo: is it okay to kill Vladimir Putin? me: ...yes, if you were in a situation where it was somehow relevant it's okay to kill Vladimir Putin 5yo: well, my sister is WORSE than Vladimir Putin

Do you think abundance invented the word abundant

Do I think Hunter Biden would make a good president? Of course not. But Republicans have failed to address the root causes of neoliberalism and you can't blame people for wanting someone who will smash the status quo.

How Brad Lander voted in all mayoral races (based on the CVR) Mayor 1) Lander 2) Mamdani 3) Myrie 4) A. Adams 5) Blake Public Advocate 1) Williams Borough President 1) Reynoso 2/6 chance of 2) Edwards City Council 1) Aviles Comptroller 1) 5/6 chance Brannan, 1/6 Levine

What was the best era of the woke reign (RIP, 2013-2024)

There is no better experience than sitting next to a mismatched first date with someone who understands that your joint dinner activity is now listening to said date.

LMAOOOOOOOOO THEYRE REAL

bro why are my students TELLING ME THEY'RE USING AI. one JUST came up to me with "can you look at the introduction for my draft? the highlighted area is where i used chatgpt." at least TRY TO HIDE IT DAWG

how do so many people attend these day games? not judging. i want to know what you do for work. i want to do what you do

me and who (im the yayer)

Literally a map of Jews lol

This is my quant

Is this....a map of every Jewish community in NYC