Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke and drive a Nissan (parody)
Replacing Stephen Colbert with Rob Schneider would be like the 4th sign of the apocalypse

OY! There are 330 teachers on this thread working to clear their lists for the coming school year… PLEASE lend a hand… at the very least, repost to get the word out. Thanks! @theliamnissan @Kaylan_TX_ mind giving this a boost to help these teachers out? Teachers, add…
Ok folks, it’s that time of year… brace yourselves for #clearthelist2025! Teachers, add your list here and I will boost it and work to have others boost it until school starts. Just because I’m no longer teaching does not mean I’m no longer a teacher. ;) #clearthelists
"Sir, your followers are demanding you release the Epstein files." "Just tell'em we're going to arrest Barack Obama, those silly fuckers will believe anything."
Dear media, It's been 10+ years of letting Donald Trump control the news cycle. How about we do it differently with the #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp?
total mentions this morning on Maria Bartiromo's Sunday Morning Futures on Fox News Obama: 18 Epstein: 0
Good, that saves taxpayers $3-5m a week.
BREAKING: Doctors say Trump’s swelling cankles will soon make him unable to play golf.
Oh look guys Retard Finder found the Republican Party

Breaking News: The EPA said it would eliminate its scientific research arm and begin firing hundreds of scientists, after denying that it intended to do so. nyti.ms/4500xIU
Breaking News: The EPA said it would eliminate its scientific research arm and begin firing hundreds of scientists, after denying that it intended to do so. nyti.ms/4500xIU
“Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.” - Catturd, July 19, 2025
So now we find out Trump had one thousand FBI agents look through the Epstein files to find all the references to his name. Dude is guilty as a MF
You don't have a 1,000 FBI agents digging through 100,000 pages looking for your name if you don't already know your name is in them.
Trump's ankles have become so thick and slow he's named them Eric and Don Jr
Anybody who read the Mueller report knows Trump colluded with Russia. The MAGAs don't know this because the MAGAs don't read.