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This video is a primer on Climate Change. How we know it's real, the physics of what's causing it. How it will change the world, and what happens if we don't do something about it NOW.
Donald Trump’s meltdown over the Epstein files isn’t just about one scandal—it’s about the whole damn system. A system that protects billionaires, shields predators, and leaves working people behind. I wrote about how the Epstein cover-up connects to everything from his…
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That grocery bill got you down? You can thank Trump’s tariffs for that.
I ♥️ the social truth of @jonstewart @TheDailyShow If someone is too fragile to deal with humor & commentary from thoughtful sources, they’ve no business criticizing anyone & definitely lousy people for elected office or running corporations. #DemsUnited
I'm just curious to see what the response is. No secret motive. Have you ever picked up a live snake?
"Sir, your followers are demanding you release the Epstein files." "Just tell'em we're going to arrest Barack Obama, those silly fuckers will believe anything."
Did hear Florida State is coming out with a rival drink to Gatorade? They're calling it "Seminole Fluid."
Only half of Florida jokes are based on Florida man. The other half are about Florida fans 🐊
While I get the appeal of "Presidential immunity" as a retort to the inane accusations about Obama committing treason, I don't want to go down that road because you don't need immunity if you haven't committed a crime. Obama doesn't need immunity.
Tommy Tuberville believes it’s radical leftists, not age, Big Macs, or a lack of exercise, that are making Trump ill. “The pressure on Trump right now, not just from outside entities all over the world, but also fighting the radicals in this country.” thedailybeast.com//gop-senator-t…
Your state is literally the premise of a joke, "Florida man."
DeSantis: The state of Florida—we’re the envy of the nation—people want their states to follow our lead.
📌 Trump is the infection that spread through every institution meant to hold him accountable and he has corrupted the system while pretending to expose it. He is not releasing the Epstein Files because he is implicated in them. 👇🏼 out5p0ken.substack.com/p/trump-and-ep…
A @catturd2 bar fight is what happens when she puts her hand over her drink before he can slip something in it.
"I've been in over 40 bar fights." Cat turd. Recap of the 40 fights. Cat turd walked into a bar and said ouch. Cat turd walked into a bar and said ouch. Cat turd walked into a bar and said ouch. Cat turd walked into a bar and said ouch. Cat turd walked into a bar and said…
President Trump is demanding that Syracuse go back to calling themselves the Orangemen and that the San Antonio Spurs change their name to Bone Spurs.