The Halfway Post

BREAKING: A 6th grader on a White House tour today reportedly asked Trump, "You're just going to incite chaos with ICE to try and distract everyone from how your tariffs aren't working, you can't get any trade deals, and the Epstein cover-up makes you look terrible, aren't you?"

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly pissed after realizing his lawsuit against the WSJ will force him to be deposed under oath to discuss his relationship with Epstein in order to litigate the libel claims, which will force him to have to plead the 5th Amendment a thousand times.

This will get the Epstein heat off him! medium.com/@thehalfwaypos…

BREAKING: Dozens of protesters in Scotland are following Donald Trump everywhere he goes on his visit while playing bagpipes as loud as they can.

BREAKING: Donald Trump claims his doctors told him that his swollen cankles will unfortunately make it medically impossible for him to go to the DOJ and participate in a deposition under oath about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly forcing JD Vance to take a lie detector test tomorrow to see if Vance is leaking Epstein details or scheming against him in some other way.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly very relieved the Wall Street Journal hasn’t published his birthday card for Epstein’s 48th birthday party.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has essentially challenged Rupert Murdoch to a financial duel, and Trump is pissed that Murdoch has accepted.

BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly screamed at his lawyers this morning, “Why did no one tell me my lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal will require me to testify under oath about my relationship with Epstein?!”

BREAKING: Gen Z teens brought to Mar-a-Lago by their MAGA parents reportedly keep playing the Amber Alert sound every time Donald Trump makes an appearance.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly demanding to know what JD Vance talked about during his secret meeting with Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch, but Vance keeps telling him it's a Democratic hoax.

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s cankles and feet are turning so black he’s going to investigate his own birth certificate.