Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman
Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
Good evening. I am sorry to report that the President of El Salvador could not handle my international truth bombs and has blocked me
Could you at least pretend you know what you’re talking about? It’s HIPAA.
Making out is literally in every job description at Cousin Brad LLC
Hear me out
It’s hilarious that Trump can’t find anyone to run against @RepThomasMassie.
Hunter Biden joined us for our first practice today
So.. @3YearLetterman had some odd new assistant come by our training today. Dude was a WEIRD bloke. I’ve never met a crackhead, but he definitely could’ve been one.
I hope the MLK files include the time FSU put some WR gloves on him and dialed up a wheel route
I have offered Hunter Biden an assistant coaching position on my youth football team
Hunter Biden has violated HIPPA and must be arrested
Hunter Biden says dad Joe was on Ambien during disastrous 2024 debate with Trump trib.al/YpPDA6s
You just announced to the entire world that you’ve never had refreshments in the fellowship hall of a Baptist church during Vacation Bible School
He was our first catholic president
He was our first catholic president
Did I miss some braking news?
Joe, Rest peacefully with The Lord.
Oh sir .,.
Anyone else suspicious of foreign accounts attacking @catturd2? Let me make it clear, MAGA actual MAGA—like those of us who live in the United States and actually voted for President Trump…WE SUPPORT Catturd. He’s one of ours and no matter how hard you try. You will not…
This remains one of my favorite moments in this app
One year ago today, I broke the news that changed the world
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Joel Biden has announced that he is impeaching (Latin for “withdrawing”) himself from the Presidential race. So how do the dominoes fall from here? 1. Hunter Biden is next in the line of secession and will assume the presidency 2. As a convicted felon, however,…
Y’all are doing the lord’s work
Wasted on crack.
absolutely wasted on crack
Look at those eyes and the behavior - absolutely wasted on crack. And this is the most privileged, elitist, racist rants I've heard in awhile
‘Hey, kid. Have you heard how many bar fights I’ve been in?’
‘Hey, kid. Have you heard how many bar fights I’ve been in?’
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