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🏳️🌈 Deluded illusions and elusive delusions. https://twitter.com/search?q=from:@thdragnreborn(exclude:mentions
I'm no different than anyone else. Every morning, I wake up and do whatever I hear my Rice Krispies telling me to do.
When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Isreal and Palestine a Pepsi?
Being an adult means people stop caring what your favorite dinosaur is.
I thought I'd have left at least one man at the altar by this point
Two truths and a lie? Oh. You mean a regular conversation
*the very first rodeo* What the fuck do we do?
Drink water, just enough to keep your gills moist
No matter what I do, I know that I will never be as interesting as an owl.
It's not the algorithm, it's who you follow. Good talk.
Why are you a Holocaust denier when WWI has significantly less documented footage?
Therapist: there’s nothing wrong with you you’re just a bad person
Don't stress too much about life, you're not getting out of it alive anyway.
Porn makes guys assume that all females shave their pubic hair; it also makes women think all guys have really, really big houses.
No matter how bad things get. You could always be the guy that thinks his employer cares about him.