Squirtle
@squirtle_says
just a friendly neighborhood squirtle aspiring to be a blastoise
my gym motivation is imagining beating up that korean guy squirtles face
i have an idea
I鈥檓 ready to go beyond tariffs and call for a total shutdown of trade with China.
"all you ever do is spend time on your phone. you spend more time talking to @growing_daniel and @squirtle_says than to me." - my ex well little does she know that time was well-spent because i now have a mystery box
no matter how much she hurts him he just can't stop himself from going back 馃槩
my friends know i鈥檓 a degenerate (i fucking love mint chocolate)
hello, ill be travelling to the following places end of year and would love recs: - london - paris - berlin - spain (still deciding) - japan (tokyo, osaka) - korea (seoul)
if ur in ur 20s and ur circle isn't spending their monday nights scrolling the profiles of prolific kaiju universe fandom wiki posters inside a giant warehouse then its time to find a new circle
the internet is still so much larger than anyone can comprehend
just found out that the cheat on everything company is a defense contractor
i've never understood how so many seed stage founders in SF are angel investors. my brother in christ that's your runway
the boys need to be put down for consistently having moments where they all go on their phones to tweet mid function
