hope hopes hoping

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a whole lot of you aren’t founders and don’t have companies. sure, you claim you do. but we all know you’re an unemployed chud

bro how you going to be ugly AND be acting up im gonna become a lesbian fr

I am not hopes

there’s no satisfaction in being right when all you wanted was to be proven wrong

>asks you to betray a friend >you don’t >says you have no bad character, low integrity, and aren’t trustworthy moral genius right here

oh god I have a long yap brewing in me

both my grandpas died before my parents got married like I literally did not have a grandpa that was ever initiated as an object 😭

if i could go back in time id wanna be a kid when my mom was a kid to see if we’d be friends

would u still love me if i was a shrimp

i have thought about this video at least once a year over the past decade

i actually make a mean shrimp taco

sf probably has a higher proportion of single tech bros than homeless men

Amrutha is extremely funny she's THE COMEDIAN

This was in response to me btw. Bc I’m funny. Just fyi

when did we start making it cool to not care

men rly don’t like a woman who is funnier than them

my gym closing at 7 on weekends is my 9/11 this is actually so woat

deleting hinge to find my husband the old fashioned way (grabbing dicks at the bar)

. @FiberNervosa is underrated everyone needs to follow him