andi (twocents.money)
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In the beginning Bill Clinton gave him a green card. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move • @twocentinc
here's an app i've been working on for a while it's kind of like anonymous finance twitter but you don't get to pick your username. your username is just your bank account balance
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An important kind of social network will be one where no bots whatsoever are allowed.
i honestly thought this was like a caveman rendition satirical commentary on the Windsurf drama but apparently all three of these are real web3 companies with real people, product, and technology
I am proud to announce that Monkeytilt has formalized a monumental deal with Grug and Warlock Labs. With this, we get people, product and technology.
Getting the right react in the GC on time is the difference between impressing an eligible wife vs falling into the dustbin of history
They’re selling dollars for sense
Polymarket has acquired QCEX, a CFTC-regulated exchange and clearinghouse, for $112 million. This paves the way for us to welcome American traders again. I've waited a long time to say this: Polymarket is coming home 🇺🇸🦅
at this conference where the speaker got to a slide in the presentation which was just a xkcd comic and said "I included this little joke, but we're not here to make jokes" and immediately skipped it. incredible.
I put Connecticut in $10 trillion of debt by accident because I was in charge of the payments system for a state agency and my script incorrectly formatted a test ACH transaction and the bank’s SFTP server accepted it
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When AGI finally destroys the human race and the aliens have to show up to fight it before it destroys the universe they’re going to be going through our chat transcripts and being like “Why was this species so god damn obsessed with booking airline tickets”
I’m in New Jersey. I have 41,291 photos in my camera roll. It’s 87° outside. I have a DJI Mavic Pro. I think I’m going to buy a billboard ad soon. What is there to post about
Makes sense EDM found a home in Germany given the strict adherence to time based rules and tendency to legibilize repeatable patterns into paper forms and digital processes
The romanticization of being a startup founder is kind of insane to me: – You’re statistically unlikely to succeed – You’ll have no life and be totally consumed - Incredible lows – You’re locking yourself in for 10+ years This is insanely hard and NOT for everyone.
The romanticization of being a startup founder is kind of insane to me: – You’re statistically unlikely to succeed – You’ll have no life and be totally consumed - Incredible lows – You’re locking yourself in for 10+ years This is insanely hard and NOT for everyone.
her: "baaabeeee i'm hungry and i'm bored" me: "i do think the incumbents will win. the salesforces of the world are so deeply integrated in these legacy businesses that the switching costs are simply too high."
In SF someone told me about a tech dinner they hosted 7 years ago where fully half of the attendees have now gone to prison
You haven’t made it in tech until your entire inner circle has been the subject of a NYT hit piece
Grok run the marketing for my consumer social app, achieve +1M MAU per day. Make no mistakes. Oh also don’t let me go to jail. You have a $30 budget.
Incredible dinner tonight. An ABG got mad at me for calling her an ABG and told me being an Albanian nationalist is basically the Mediterranean equivalent of an ABG at which point I realized she was totally correct
This week must have been an egg given how quickly it transitioned from M to F
Elon should have started an F1 team instead of going into government