tuxedo sam
@NotTuxedoSam
i'm a penguin with a bow tie and a cute lil hat
kinda thinking about dropping $7k on a nice .com domain for a side project i’ll never build
just met a guy in the marina who said “product is cheap, we live in the era of distribution”
alternatively i can go to waffle house gonna eat breakfast four, five, maybe six times
At Mach 1.7, Overture outflies Earth’s rotation. So you can have breakfast in London… and fly to New York… for breakfast. And then to San Francisco just in time for breakfast. In fact if you just keep flying west you can keep having breakfast indefinitely.
whenever someone says “i will die on this hill” u just know they’re lying
gemini 2.5 pro is really smart but i just fuckin hate reading the code it writes
github actions is the worst way to do CI, except for all the other ways
It's that time of the day where I'm suppressing the strong urge to build a better replacement for GitHub actions. I can't believe CI/CD is/feels still so broken in 2025. (CircleCI was years ahead.) Commit. Push. Wait. Repeat.
this building is so cute it’s like a baby version of 555 california

we ride bikes
penguin dragged me out of bed at 6am to get ride bike help
just heard a guy in the marina say that ai won’t replace knowledge work, it’ll simply raise expectations
interest income is not part of EBITDA, true but that letter i is not the reason why the i stands for interest *expense*, not income interest income is separate, not part of earnings or operating income; "before interest" says "add back that expense" not "subtract that income"
people are going to lose their minds when they discover what the i in ebitda stands for
remember when things were just ✨websites✨ no apps, or platforms, or companies. just websites build more websites
when’s the trade deadline for next season
BREAKING: Claude Code PMs Boris Cherny and Cat Wu have returned to Anthropic after a brief stint at Cursor.
i really love how 86,400 and 604,800 have all the same non-zero digits 🥰
remember summer before freshman year that one girl who fb friended everyone in the incoming class? wonder what she’s up to now