Agita Christie
@pagan_hoetry
Giving my inner child a crossbow 💌 @itswyliesworld for friends & lovers
My boyfriend made me this bumper sticker for my birthday and I cannot stop laughing at it
I’m concerned the next year is going to make me a lot weirder in the bad way
I watched Call Me By Your Name 3.5 times in the last 48 hours for uhhhh Reasons that we won’t get into here but regardless this is my new favorite song
It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation. -Joseph Conrad, Some Reminiscences
I think I lost it, let me know if you come across it. Let me know if I let it fall along a back road somewhere. Money can’t replace it, no memory can erase it, and I know I’m never gonna find another one to compare
Working at cocktail bars in the early 2010s multiple times a night guys would ask me “is this a girl drink?” and I’d have to explain to them that drinks do not have a gender
Never ceases to amaze me how many men in their 20s and 30s are egregiously terrified to drink out of a wine glass or coupe. Guy got a spritz and said “dudes must ask for a new glass all the time this shit gay” and I said “no just you” to really rub in the shame.
When I’m complaining it just means I love complaining don’t read too much into it
Imagining Don Draper getting caught on a Jumbotron like once a month
[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself
Alex G fans think he’s Arthur Russell. Girl he’s not even gay
Today I got a manicure and then learned how to use a chainsaw. Didn’t break a nail 💅