Claire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus
Teacher, Scholar, Educator, Shaper Of Minds
The hosts of the podcast Seeking Derangements moments after concluding the greatest live show of all time
Marine 1: [grabbing letter] looks like Junior’s got a girlfriend! Other marines: oooooohhhh Marine 2: what’s her name?? Junior: [grabbing a letter and a clearly photoshopped image of Jennifer Anniston holding up a sign that says “I’m real, August 1945” from Marine 1] Quit it!
Me and the gworls just studied all of physics. Something doesn’t add up
For anyone listening to Seeking Derangements this is the gif of Rami Malek in The Pacific
I love Black Sabbath so much…. I love that there’s a point on every album where they come like one inch away from accidentally creating In Rainbows but are interrupted by Ozzy screaming “The Wizard had 100hp” youtu.be/lkx7SQ4Wuh0?si…
All advertisements should just have the tagline "Remember being born?" and a simple photo of the product against a white background
Lmao a hilarious amount of people are yelling at me for this
Been a while but a fave moment of mine is crack investigative journalist Clark Kent seeing Bruce Wayne for the first time and asking “Who’s that?” Prompting someone to reply “What??? That’s Bruce Wayne. He is literally the most famous man in the world.”
We’re livee
Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for modded sims 4 with @ZeroSuitCamus and Jacques of @SSDERANGEMENTSS . We will be constructing the Challenger Disaster Bistro and entering the restarant business. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriendzo…
BREAKING NEWS: SEEKING DERANGEMENTS OWN JACQUES WILL BE MAKING A KZONE APPEARANCE TONIGHT
TONIGHT ON KZONE AT 830 PM EST: @ZeroSuitCamus joins me for more Sims 4 chaos as we try our hand at restaurant management and take on the challenge of making the Challenger Disaster Bistro a reality.
My ultimate ambition in life is probably to get an EGOTCWAJCNBDAFBCDOTY, which is, of course, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, a Tony, and a CWA John Creasey New Blood Dagger Award For Best Crime Debut Of The Year
More like one trailer after another
Here's the latest trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's "One Battle After Another," in theaters September 26.
Love that in Band of Brothers they’re like “you’re gonna have to take Neunen strategically” and in The Pacific they’re like “we’re sending you guys into an area the Japanese call ‘The Valley Of Killing Everyone’”
Ha! Your worm simulations leave out the most important variable of all: The Human Factor