Fenty's mom
@11safa11
Safa, surrealist, semi-charmed, sunny scorpio
This is the twitter of a girl / Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that...
Uhh it's kind of wild that Andy Dufresne is..."a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes." Like. The prototype
I don't really play the nyt games anymore because of woke but I did the wordle yday at the nail appt & this happened
thank you for bravely admitting your one flaw. i’m confident there are no others to remember because you are perfect and beautiful
I am not perfect. Far from it. I make mistakes, I have countless flaws. None that are coming to mind right now though. Maybe bad at remembering stuff? but most of the stuff doesn't really matter anyway
I want to spend less time on here but it's difficult because I have a lot of thoughts (~50,000/day) that I'd like to share, more out of compulsive need than anything else
What's everyone favorite keyboard shortcut? Mine is easily Ctrl + Z because I make a lot of mistakes that I need to undo
They should make a washing your hair that isn't such a chore. Don't say bald
Not me. I'm single because of the demonic entity that has attached itself to me. It makes me do terrible, horrible things. Otherwise I'm quite nice
Many of you are single because you’re mean
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning soft pretzel with mustard
When Missy Elliott says "if you a fly gal, get your nails done" I sit down and listen