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@BonerWizard
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Many such cases
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
all I’ve really got is the time I took a six pack of beer and a pasta plate from fazolis in a very large purse to watch District 9
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Distracting From Epstein Discourse: President Trump Has Threatened To Commit Suicide Unless The ‘Malcolm In The Middle’ Reboot Brings Back The Original Dewey Instead Of Recasting Him clickhole.com/distracting-fr…
I don’t watch the thousand pounds of cousins!!!!
If you held a gun to my head and asked me who is a real human being you know in person that watches 6,000 lbs of cousin, your name is the very first one out of my mouth, page
Ozzy Osbourne meeting his lifelong idol, Paul McCartney in 2001.
Babies trying solid food for the first time act like they’re on fear factor. Bitch these are green beans
There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts
Facebook memories is always like “hey remember your dead dog? Remember that dog you loved so much that died? Here it is. Here’s your beloved dead dog that’s dead”
*to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart* Homer Marge Lisa and Bart
"It's for charity, Liz. All the proceeds go to Manes & Minors to sponsor miniature horses who play keyboards at hospitals to wake up kids from anesthesia"
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia