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@skanks17
iPad boyfriend
Sometimes I think I’m pretty chill and then other times I play darts with my boyfriend and remember I’m competitive as fuck and I want to rip his throat out
Maybe I’m just washed and in my thirties maybe it’s maybelline but I’m okay not having to learn who this is or how the fuck to pronounce this sneeze of a name
OnlyFans model Woesenpai is going viral after her ex-boyfriend of two years released videos accusing her of being abusive during their relationship 👀
Grand opening for a bar and turning on the TouchTunes machine? Rookie move my friend. Hope you like enya.
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has medical issue amid Epstein files scrutiny trib.al/STpCOjN
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has medical issue amid Epstein files scrutiny trib.al/STpCOjN
Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program
My friends parents used this system and it worked surprisingly well right up until the divorce (and the 18 preceding years)
Should fathers be the final authority in the home?
Wipe your mouth
The rebrand from Twitter to X wasn’t just a name change, it was a signal of ambition. Elon Musk wants to transform X into a global super app, like WeChat in China, where users can socialize, shop, pay, bank, and more, all in one place. Whether it succeeds or not, it’s a reminder:…
I love this app you can just say whatever
Trump: “We hit $1.99 a gallon today in 5 different states.”
Separate checks
There’s a first date sitting at my bar and the dude is picking the cheese off his pizza and eating it separately and also not eating the crust. He’s got a mountain of work to do if he wants to get his cucumber pickled but I think he can do it.
There’s a first date sitting at my bar and the dude is picking the cheese off his pizza and eating it separately and also not eating the crust. He’s got a mountain of work to do if he wants to get his cucumber pickled but I think he can do it.
Why are you, as a 35 year old man, texting me, a 32 year old man, TikToks?
Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne
Trisha Paytas and Moses Hacmon welcome their first baby boy, Aquaman Paytas-Hacmon.