(Parody) Norm Cruise
@normposter
Not the real Norm Cruise. Anti-war Professor of Logic. A real stream of consciousness. Follow/RT ≠ endorsement ✝️🇺🇸 Parody
Do not do this.
To be clear: There's no way this is an issue at scale. You should still be an organ donor.
They should have never let you back. Ozzy would still be alive right now.
They should have never let you back. Ozzy would still be alive right now.
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
I put him over the edge, he's good now.
I put him over the edge, he's good now.
Watch it.
The most alpha thing a man can do is marry and be faithful to a good woman for the entirety of his life and to be willing to storm the gates of hell to stay married to her.
You shouldn't have pretended to be the hybrid clone of Norm Macdonald and Tom Cruise. On you, really.
You shouldn't have pretended to be the hybrid clone of Norm Macdonald and Tom Cruise. On you, really.
Wife says she got you a new watch. It's a wasson watch
Wife says she got you a new watch. It's a wasson watch
My Jewish lawyer Harry Greenstein was on sabbatical and totally FUCKED ME.
Norm Cruise sued him, he had no choice.
Are you fucking serious
When did you pussy out and add parody to your name? Are you trying to please retards?
